last night I emceed a rock n roll show of around 200 at the Monterey fairgrounds. per request I opened standing on stage in nothing but my boxers shoes and my chicken mask. unveiling my face a gave everyone my tongue. it was a thrilling task and an amazing opportunity. The Bloody Kerouacs, Slack, Moses Nose, and Sugar Sauce all did an Amazing job. The Second Coming was a Great Success. Thank you Vince Randazzo and Trevor Lucier for involving me in this amazing production.
One of the guys in the one of the bands, while remaining completely heterosexual and casual, complemented the presentation of my “package” when I was up on stage wearing almost nothing. It made for a great laugh and I had to thank him for something I thought I would never have to thank a man for saying.
Tears off chicken mask, reveals tongue. ”Welcome every being to the second coming!” “My name is Nick Stoeberl, some of you may know me for having the Longest Tongue in Recorded History, some of you may know me for being in my boxers in front of tens of minors. Having nothing to do with minors I will also be hosting the third and four comings in my bedroom after the show, you are all welcome.”